1. I got in the habit of at least scanning everything when I helped my brother start his pot farm.

    — Regarding more thoroughly reading legal agreements.

  2. On sharks.

  3. I’d love to see SNL update this for 2013.

    Holder: Mr. President, won’t tracking reporters’ communications look a little… I dunno, bold?

    Obama: I didn’t hear you complain when we were sending guns to Mexico, Eric. Just fucking do it.

  5. How’d they do that? Practical movie effects.

  6. Google Earth’s rendered fantasy land.

    Google Earth’s rendered fantasy land.

    (Source: rhizome.org)

  7. Social Surveillance →

    A bit out of practice. One of the first since leaving the safety of the dull cubicle.

    But that’s all volunteered data. If I post a photo of myself naked and hanging upside down from a fire escape (by the way this never happened, I swear) that’s my own damned fault. I owned the photo, I consented (presumably) to the photo, and hell, maybe I even tagged myself. Ultimately I consented with full knowledge to posting it publicly.

    Are your friends and family documenting your life?

  8. cosmarxpolitan: Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 1 Is constant unceasing class warfare ruining your skin?

    cosmarxpolitan:

    Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 1

    Is constant unceasing class warfare ruining your skin?

  9. Whence comes this bacon?

  10. Your child is now going to grow up abnormal. This is good however, it means your child won’t grow up saying ‘swag’ and ‘YOLO’ like a normal child.